Stop the school violence! 

I mourn 
the loss 
of another 
football player 
killed  
by another 
loser. 

When will the violence stop? 

If only we would eliminate gun control laws,
then only free men would have guns. 

If only we would have 
gun training courses, 
people would learn to use their guns 
responsibly. 

They would know how to operate a gun, 
and shoot it more accurately. 
And the next time a crazy teenager 
opens fire on his highschool, 
he will still shoot his gun, 
but he will do so more accurately. 

Come to think of it, 
this may result in more deaths in the near term. 
However, there will be fewer 
maiming  
injuries. 

Why are these losers so weak 
that they cannot stand 
being mercilessly teased by popular jocks and fulsome young girls,
and must commit such acts of senseless violence?
What is wrong with them 
that they cannot cope 
with flowing testosterone and the desire to get laid 
being frustrated by the lack of social acceptance?
What has gone wrong in our society’s system of values 
that we have reached the point  
where nerds and losers fight back? 

The guns are not the problem! 
The drugs are the problem! 

Stop our school violence! 

I believe that the problem with our society today 
is that the skinny, malcontented geeks 
     whose daily emotional torture is tolerated by school officials
     because it’s part of growing up 
do not pray. 

Prayer is the answer! 

And for that reason, 
I am calling for 
the mandatory, 
forced 
wrapping 
of tefillin
On every schoolboy in America. 
Phylacteries will save us from this crimson tide of violence, 
this scourge of unprovoked hate 
on the part of the loser community. 

Every child will lay tefillin. 
Every teenager will chant the korbanos. 
Every goth will rest their head on their hand for tachanun. 
And for those who disagree, 
Moloch! 
 
 
 
 
 

Jay Michaelson
jay@metatronics.net